Tuesday, November 03, 2009

PLANET 51

2012

THE FOURTH KIND

CIRQUE DU FREAK: VAMPIRE ASSISTANT



Another one I really wanted to watch... The story is simple, straight-forward... no surprises here. The good: Entertaining if you don't think about it. I loved the red/blue spider (and I hate spiders)! The bad: I just could not get past the Cellophane guy (Chicago) being the main vampire... Ugh! Ok, so not all vampires are dashing... the problem is the guy's personality just doesn't work for this character. The common sense advice: It is a good rental. Next!

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE



Another one that I am dying to watch!

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON



Can't wait to see this one!

THE THAW



This is kinda like Cabin Fever... just with jurassic creepy crawlers... another interesting concept with enough to keep your attention in the movie.

LAW ABIDING CITIZEN



The plot is actually nice, the movie quite entertaining. Finally, something that at least is worth being seen in the big screen! it is hilarius especially if you watch THE UGLY TRUTH and then watch this... the twisted, dark, psychotic sequel... sort of.

The movie is fast paced. It keeps you awake as you wonder what will be next thing (although you know who the next victim will be) as the killings are very creative. That judge's death was sublime, from a dark point of view! And the whole movie makes us think about how our justice system works, and the sad reality that yes... innocent people get screwed and bad people roam free playing their cards with the system helping them. Nice to go see at the movies, cash well spent.

10-4

Thursday, October 29, 2009

SCREAM 2009 AWARDS

The SCREAM2009 Awards at least brought an interesting show to a dull Tuesday night. It was hilarious watching the Vampire Diaries crew giving the best TV show award to TRUE BLOOD. Loved Johnny Depp speech when receiving the award for Most Expected movie (Alice in Wonderland). The award winners may not be on track (I don't know why the old lady from Drag me to Hell did not win... oh, yeah, I forget, she is not a sexy fox, literally... That is basically the BIG complaint... people are mostly winning because of sexyness, not talent. The biggest talent is Johnny Depp, as he turns everything into a masterpiece and he doesn't care if he looks sexy or not (now THAT is an artist!). But, hey... this is the stupid, glitter-vampire Twilight era... Ugh! Well, all in all... nice previews (looking forward to V, but scared it will be a V depiction of Smallville...).

Good 2 hour show, entertaining... the winners are off, but so is the whole world.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs



Bruce Campbell, Mr. T... This movie ROCKS! Very original. Loved it. You gotta see it!

Official Website (also very entertaining) HERE

Monday, September 28, 2009

JENNIFER's BODY & NOSTRADAMUS2012

JENNIFER's BODY: Well. if you go with a teen mind, it is not so bad. It was short and sweet. People critique nailed it... but gee, no one nailed Transformers or GIJoe and now THAT was BAD scripting! I liked the idea of the movie, it was ok, taking into account the new vampire/werewolf/supernatural craze. Right there with pther corny movies, but watchable.

NOSTRADAMUS 2012: Nice documentary to make your fatalistic fetishes come to life. Yup, we are near the end of the Mayan calendar, and I suspect that on 2012 there will be the same craze as in the big Y2K thinguie... But watching it is a bit eerie, as we all know where we are heading with the pole meltdown, the broken ozone layer and the deforestation. We are in to many big catastrophies... that is VERY certain. This movie plus reading the FATIMA profecies, will leave you pretty mind-f&#*@d-up.

SHORTS, GAMER, HALLOWEEN2

SHORTS: I really liked this movie. It is very entertaining and fun, love how all the "shorts" were tied together. Of course, it is from Robert Rodriguez... Need I say more?

GAMER: It was ok, eye candy... Another rendition of virtual meets real... The fun world was very much like the Sims gone wrong LOL At least it has been much better than the so called summer blockbusters...

HALLOWEEN2, Rod Zombie version: Ok, so my dear hubby made me watch this piece of s**t. 'nuff said.

Ice Age 3

ICE AGE 3: Amen. Smart & funny. A MUST see! Can you believe it, much better than anything else playing right now!

Knowing

KNOWING: Surprisingly one of the best movies of late... and still, it is just entertaining... not a wow... It has too much of scenes we have seen in many other movies. That ending reminded me of the big wave coming over the lady hugging her father in front of the lighthouse... after the asteroid crash... Same thing, different element (this time, a devastating sun beam).

Harry Potter & Half-Blood Prince

HARRY POTTER & the Half-Blood Prince: A bit dissapointing, I think this movie should not have been divided in two... It left it open to too much slow action. I almost fall asleep. I know, they are just focusing on the changes in the teens but come on... Love Snape, though. And hated seeing so little of Bellatrix.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Puerto Rico Horror Film Fest 2009

Puerto Rico Horror Film Fest 2009
October 22, 2009 - October 26, 2009



El festival de cine fantástico, horror, bizarro y terrorífico Puerto Rico Horror Film Fest convoca a realizadores que quieran mostrar sus películas. La llamada apunta a corto, medio y largometrajes encuadrables dentro de los géneros fantástico, bizarro, ciencia ficción y terror.

El Puerto Rico Horror Film Fest ya es un referente para la producción hispanoamericana de ciencia ficción, terror y fantasía, además es una puerta de entrada para películas que muy difícilmente se pueden ver en Puerto Rico por lo especializado de su género. Esta muestra irá creciendo edición tras edición, en lo que respecta a programación, repercusión periodística y, fundamentalmente su público.

Esta muestra es un espacio fundamental para un tipo de cine que tradicionalmente es olvidado pero de gran aceptación en las audiencias.

El Puerto Rico Horror Film Fest, festeja su segundo año de sangre, terror, irreverencia, humor negro y lo más "indie" del cine de terror.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

BEDTIME STORIES


Saw this one today... Lucy Lawless makes a cameo of a business driven bitchy assistant.
The movie was witty and funny. Nice concept, good execution. Adam Sandler seems to be quite a family guy, with so many movies about... family. Who can forget his role in BIG DADDY? And of course, 50 first dates... He keeps his friends around wherever he appears & produces... Just like Tim Burton, huh?